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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Erectile Dysfuction & Fertility Test

Have you ever wonder to check your partner fertility test before getting married?
Well, perhaps you should if you really considering of having babies and building up a family, but if u don't wanna have baby so why the fcuk you give a damn about it when you can have sex all your life without worrying your partner getting pregnant. I sometimes envy the New Yorker women who can have a one night stand with a random guy they met in the bar and chase them out the next morning just for the sake of having sex .It is nice to see that women are using guy for sex instead of the man enjoying it! The sad part is,it is hard to satisfy a women sex need rather than guy, male need to be released during erection while women is satisfied after having orgasm

Erectile dysfunction or ED is kinda common among guy, only not common when guy are trying their best to hide from it! according to a guy fried of mine, a guy feel useless when they can't flag their pole (if u get what i mean) and from the conversation i overhead this morning, there is a few factor when guy cant satisfy the ladies

number uno: Dont have sex if you have something in your mind, do it when your mentally free
number two: Guy cant flag their pole when they are tired, so guy if your desperate for one, take viagra or tongkat ali
no three: Guy cant penetrate if they lose focus on what they are doing, so FOCUS is essential to know what position your onto

So, here is a few rates for eraction
Grade 4( lowest grade, fragile and soft)like taufu :)


Grade 3( stiff, but short)



Grade 2( good, but not satisfactory) high opportunity for baby making session


Grade 1( satisfaction and excellent)


back to fertility test, i was taught how to perform fertility test for male in the lab, so we received a sample of seminal fluid from a 26 years old guy
Simplest test ever in the lab but the process of getting the sample is another story
so , Abang Ibrahim showed to me the sample and i was like, it so cloudy and it look like something, something which is not known as seminal fluid, best referred as CUM!
hahahah, kenneth ter-touched the guy's cum while he put it on the slide to view the sperm. So, if the sperm is moving in the slide view indicate that that guy is fertile
Neway, i was so silly to ask Abang Ibrahim this:

Me( the so called innocent intern): Bang, macam mana doctor ambik sample seminal fluid ni
Abang Ibrahim: Blush* mereka ada la cara depa buat
Me: still wanna know, mereka cucuk kat testis guna needle ke? macam fine needle aspiration teachnique
Abang Ibrahim: Laugh! ahhahaha, eerr.. doctor bagi mereka guna lotion atau benda macam cecair
Me:OOOOOOOO! :)

Neway here is a characteristic of a normal sperm
liquefaction time: 5-15 minutes
volume:2-5ml
count:>20x 10power 5/ml
motility:>50% with good forward motility
morphology:>50%normal healthy sperm with tail


So it takes two to build a beautiful sensual relationship (SEX) so if your not ready for it?don't risk it because of someone ask you to do it. I believe in sex after married.If you think am kuno, or close minded, i don't give a damn bout it because i have something precious and you don't :)

1 comment:

  1. Erectile dysfunction is the second most common sexual problem among men (premature ejaculation being the first). About one man in twelve has a problem getting an erection at any given time. These problems are very distressing for men, and very frustrating for their partners. An oral drug such as Viagra can be used to treat male erectile dysfunction.

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